GILA!
Bila la something happening nak jadi kat aku? Aku bosan giler! Hidup sekarang macam xde keje! Padahal homework, keje umah, assignment and macam-macam lagi belambak.
(=_=)
No boys are texting me. No one's confessing they like me. My grade sucks. My friend has a crush on someone. My toilet seat is broken. I can't see my behind without looking at the mirror. God, I have no life!!
(=_=)
All in all. I need something to happen (as in something social) to happen to me now! Serius beb. Aku bosan gila.
I really hope that particular guy comes up to me and say...
"Hey, kau ingatkan aku? Ya. Urm. Aku dah lama nak bagitau kau tapi aku takut kau tak terima. Takut kau jauhi aku tapi sebenarnya... dah lama aku suka kat kau. Sejak hari tu lagi, Hadiyati. Memang.. memang aku sukakan kau..."
(=_=)
Tengok. Kan ak dah berangan bende yang bodoh. Korang punyer pasal la ni.
"Hadi!!! Kau punca! Kerana kau, kasut aku dah hitam sebelah! Ape ni! Out of fashion la! Hmph!"
(=_=)
"Tahniah! Anda seorang pelajar yang hebat, cemerlang, gemilang, terbilang dan gempak! Kerana anda sekolah ini telah maju dan menjadi sekolah pertama di dunia untuk mempunyai robot-robot yang cerdik untuk menjadi pembantu kelas! Urm. Boleh pinjam satu x? Buat jadi bibik kat umah?"
O.o ??
Bosan....
Bosan....
Bosan....
Oh look! There's a bird kat tingkapku. *Boom!
It's gone.
Bye bye little birdie.
Haih...
March 30, 2011
March 24, 2011
Pengalaman Pegang Kaki Orang kene Rasuk.
Time tu baru je nak layan FB kat dalam bilik kaunseling selepas waktu rehat (cuz ckg xde dalam kelas ) when tetibe 4-5 org budak lelaki carry seorang budak pompuan masuk bilik tu. Cepat2 aku tutup FB aku and tanya "kenapa ni?"
"Kene lagi budak ni. Histeria. Tak pun kene rasuk. Entahlah. Cepat weh!" Budak laki form 5 tu cakap. Pastu dia mentioned budak laki lain letak budak kene rasuk tu kat lantai. Aku kalau nampak bende-bende macam ni bukannya nak rasa takut, rasa excited je lebih!
Kengkawan pompuan ak yang lain agak takut so cepat2 diorg masuk dlm satu bilik untuk sesi kaunseling kat situ, aku diheret sekali. Aku pun xnak miss detail detail yang panas so aku melekatkan diriku dekat dengan cermin untuk better view.
Pergh!
Budak tu meracau wei... Aku jadi lagi excited bila diorang mintak tolong beberapa budak pompuan pegang bahagian peha/ kaki/ lutut budak tu. Ak tanpa berfikir terus keluar join the club. Memang ar agak cuak sikit sebab dia gerak sana gerak sini. Tapi ak x kesah. Aku suka SUSPENS!
Mak dia ada datang. Pasang Surah Yasiin kat telinga dia guna phone and sapu air kat muka dia. Ada abang ni cakap,"Eh, entah2 budak ni tipu kut!" Personally, aku rasa maybe la tp x pasti, real semacam. Dia ader la jugak cakap bende mencarut kat mak dia bila mak dia suruh bende tu balik. Lawak giler. Dekat sejam kitorang bergelut nak tahan budak tu. Kejap OK kejap KO. Agak penat la.. Kaki pun kebas. Serius aku tak dapat rasa jari kaki aku. So aku adjust la position aku an.. Pastu...
"Hmm... janganla... sakit... lepaskanla..." Budak tu cakap manja-manja gitu. Dia pandang mamat yang duduk sebelah aku yang pegang kuat2 tangan budak tu. Dia gelak. Tergoda agaknya. Aku pun rasa agak funny la. So kitorang kinda perlahan2 lepaskan die pastu tetibe dia serang aku!!!
Dia tarik baju aku and tangan aku secara tiba2 sebab nak lari keluar. Aku pun tolak la dia baring balik dengan bantuan orang lain tapi time dia kene tolak baring tu dia siku perut aku! Mak aih! Sakit wuu!! Aku jerit la jugak tapi still control cun sebab aku tak gedik. Bukan itu sahaja, dia turut mencubit aku apabila mamat sebelah aku try nak bukak genggaman tangan besi dia tu. Nasib baik cubit kat lutut. Tak sakit sangat.
Last nyer dia ader la calm down sikit tapi kawan aku yang turut menolong tak tahan sebab dah waktu balik. Takut ayah die tunggu lame. So aku pon setuju pergi. Biar orang lain tolong handle. Aku rasa ada Ustaz datang tapi xtau sebab da balik. Member lg sorang kat situ ckp kat aku td abis kul 3 ptg kut. Gila lama! Aku kesian kat die. Selalu kene. Rasenyerla... sebab skul aku tu terkenal ngan kes histeria. Budak tu jer nama yang selalu disebut-sebut. Hmm..
Tu memang pengalaman aku yang pertama handle bende macam ni walaupun sekadar pegang kaki taknak bagi die gerak2. (T_T) Ni aku cerita detail tapi ader la jugak yang aku x masukkan sebab aku x ingat sangat. Yela, benda macam ni pon x elok nak ingat2. Ni aku just nak catatkan dalam sejarah hidup. Manala tau berguna pada masa akan datang.
Apa-apa hal, I just hope that that girl will be okay after this. She's suffering a lot.
Seram...
Over and out.
"Kene lagi budak ni. Histeria. Tak pun kene rasuk. Entahlah. Cepat weh!" Budak laki form 5 tu cakap. Pastu dia mentioned budak laki lain letak budak kene rasuk tu kat lantai. Aku kalau nampak bende-bende macam ni bukannya nak rasa takut, rasa excited je lebih!
Kengkawan pompuan ak yang lain agak takut so cepat2 diorg masuk dlm satu bilik untuk sesi kaunseling kat situ, aku diheret sekali. Aku pun xnak miss detail detail yang panas so aku melekatkan diriku dekat dengan cermin untuk better view.
Pergh!
Budak tu meracau wei... Aku jadi lagi excited bila diorang mintak tolong beberapa budak pompuan pegang bahagian peha/ kaki/ lutut budak tu. Ak tanpa berfikir terus keluar join the club. Memang ar agak cuak sikit sebab dia gerak sana gerak sini. Tapi ak x kesah. Aku suka SUSPENS!
Mak dia ada datang. Pasang Surah Yasiin kat telinga dia guna phone and sapu air kat muka dia. Ada abang ni cakap,"Eh, entah2 budak ni tipu kut!" Personally, aku rasa maybe la tp x pasti, real semacam. Dia ader la jugak cakap bende mencarut kat mak dia bila mak dia suruh bende tu balik. Lawak giler. Dekat sejam kitorang bergelut nak tahan budak tu. Kejap OK kejap KO. Agak penat la.. Kaki pun kebas. Serius aku tak dapat rasa jari kaki aku. So aku adjust la position aku an.. Pastu...
"Hmm... janganla... sakit... lepaskanla..." Budak tu cakap manja-manja gitu. Dia pandang mamat yang duduk sebelah aku yang pegang kuat2 tangan budak tu. Dia gelak. Tergoda agaknya. Aku pun rasa agak funny la. So kitorang kinda perlahan2 lepaskan die pastu tetibe dia serang aku!!!
Dia tarik baju aku and tangan aku secara tiba2 sebab nak lari keluar. Aku pun tolak la dia baring balik dengan bantuan orang lain tapi time dia kene tolak baring tu dia siku perut aku! Mak aih! Sakit wuu!! Aku jerit la jugak tapi still control cun sebab aku tak gedik. Bukan itu sahaja, dia turut mencubit aku apabila mamat sebelah aku try nak bukak genggaman tangan besi dia tu. Nasib baik cubit kat lutut. Tak sakit sangat.
Last nyer dia ader la calm down sikit tapi kawan aku yang turut menolong tak tahan sebab dah waktu balik. Takut ayah die tunggu lame. So aku pon setuju pergi. Biar orang lain tolong handle. Aku rasa ada Ustaz datang tapi xtau sebab da balik. Member lg sorang kat situ ckp kat aku td abis kul 3 ptg kut. Gila lama! Aku kesian kat die. Selalu kene. Rasenyerla... sebab skul aku tu terkenal ngan kes histeria. Budak tu jer nama yang selalu disebut-sebut. Hmm..
Tu memang pengalaman aku yang pertama handle bende macam ni walaupun sekadar pegang kaki taknak bagi die gerak2. (T_T) Ni aku cerita detail tapi ader la jugak yang aku x masukkan sebab aku x ingat sangat. Yela, benda macam ni pon x elok nak ingat2. Ni aku just nak catatkan dalam sejarah hidup. Manala tau berguna pada masa akan datang.
Apa-apa hal, I just hope that that girl will be okay after this. She's suffering a lot.
Seram...
Over and out.
March 22, 2011
No Phone for a week. Stupid 3 Letters Brand.
DAMN IT ALL! I WILL SUE LIFE FOR MAKING ME LIVE PHONELESS FOR A WEEK!
Ugh... Bengang... Phone tu da lama cari pasal so hamik ko! Ak hempas kat atas katil. Malangnya, phone tu mengada-ngada nak buat aksi akrobatik dan melantun lalu terhempas ke lantai.
Don't worry. It's not broken. Sebelum ni pon ade problem seperti xleh mcg kawan, tetibe freeze and stuff like that. So ak suruh la ayah ak gi hantar tukar. Budus nyer phone.
Jadi sekarang aku hidup tanpa phone. Agak pelik. Ak dah mcg kat sume member ak supaya x mcg ak sbb ayah ak turut bawa sim card sekali. Sebab? Nak torture aku. Yela... Result ujian gempak. Hadiah pon mesti la gempak an? (T_T)
I hate that 3 letters brand of phone. Maybe bende tu satu je yang problem. Xpe... klu berulang lagi sejarah hitam akan aku have my revenge! Jangan ingat budak ni sweet and penakut. Please la... banduan penjara paling gengster pon takut nak cari pasal ngan aku!
(Penipuan yang nyata)
So yeah..
A week without phone.
Hell.
Ugh... Bengang... Phone tu da lama cari pasal so hamik ko! Ak hempas kat atas katil. Malangnya, phone tu mengada-ngada nak buat aksi akrobatik dan melantun lalu terhempas ke lantai.
Don't worry. It's not broken. Sebelum ni pon ade problem seperti xleh mcg kawan, tetibe freeze and stuff like that. So ak suruh la ayah ak gi hantar tukar. Budus nyer phone.
Jadi sekarang aku hidup tanpa phone. Agak pelik. Ak dah mcg kat sume member ak supaya x mcg ak sbb ayah ak turut bawa sim card sekali. Sebab? Nak torture aku. Yela... Result ujian gempak. Hadiah pon mesti la gempak an? (T_T)
I hate that 3 letters brand of phone. Maybe bende tu satu je yang problem. Xpe... klu berulang lagi sejarah hitam akan aku have my revenge! Jangan ingat budak ni sweet and penakut. Please la... banduan penjara paling gengster pon takut nak cari pasal ngan aku!
(Penipuan yang nyata)
So yeah..
A week without phone.
Hell.
March 14, 2011
3 Boys
Adus.
Sakit hati betul.
Kenapa?
Aku jatuh cinta... lagi...
Kalau dah 'head over heels' untuk seorang lelaki saja x kesah tapi masalahnyer aku dah gila angau kat 3 jejaka cute lagi menawan hati. Physically, they're not that attractive. I've always been attracted to the looks. Always the looks but now it has changed. They're in the passable category. What they have in common is the cute personality that makes me go "lalalala!"
0.o
What the hell is wrong with you, hadiyati?!
I'm not the type to fall in love easily let alone confess to the internet world that I'm in love! It's like by posting this into my blog, it'll be like confessing that I like them. I'm not going to tell them that I like them for sure. I have a reputation to take care of. I'm too damn shy. They constantly pop into my train of thoughts when I least expected it. When someone mentions sekolah petang, I'll remember him (number 1) and sigh stupidly. When someone mentions kelas bawah, I'll remember him (number 2) and leaped with joy. And when someone mentions leader (number 3); my heart will freaking jumpstart and accelerate F1 STYLE.
So yeah... 3 guys... 3 different reactions.
Let me detailed it up a bit. I met them all in a kursus/kem. A dead giveaway. I don't care cuz my blog is a naked island.
+_+
What I mean is there's no one reading it! Haha.
And here's the worst/best part of these 3 guys...
BACKGROUND DIFFERENCE!
Number 1
Age - 14 yrs old
Looks - cute and cheeky (passable)
Personality - childlike, somewhat romantic, caring.
Interraction rate - akward but funny texts and a bit of online chatting. 4 stars.
Number 2
Age - 16 yrs old
Looks - hawty and bubbly (passable) Dude.. he's tall. I like tall guys.
Personality - funny, straightforward, honest.
Interraction rate - awkward as hell but really heart fluttering. 2 stars.
Number 3
Age - 17 yrs old
Looks - sometime he's hot, sometime's he's not (passable) Cheeky!
Personality - damn funny, sarcastic, open, daring, brave somewhat, charismatic.
Interaction rate - shit! All we did was group chatting! And it was damn short! 2 stars.
What The Hell?
I'm coding people. No, I'm coding my crushes. WTF? This is what you get when you have nothing better to do other than dream stupid fantasies of your crushes.
Nice, Hadi. You're really smart, you know that?
I don't really see them that much. I stalk them. Creepy. I know. Number 1? Nope. I don't stalk him. He's too young and it's weird. We text each other. We kinda have this "Kakak angkat, Adik angkat" relationship. Ok ke? Tak mengganggu ekosistem dunia? Uhh... kaitannya? haha.
Number 2? Well, terus terang ak suka kat die sebab die tinggi. Ak memang cair kat org yang lebih tinggi dari aku. Laki la.. Lagi tinggi lagi bagus tapi jangan la terlampau tinggi pulak.. x cun. Die ni agak lawak and cuz sebaya xde la awkward sgt kawan ngan die. I don't stalk him because there's no reason to. Number 1 said number 2 likes me. Siap tanye lagi tu... hah! Perasan la Hadi.. Entah2 ko kene tipu...
Number 3? I.. well.. stalking? Kinda.. I get obsessed with boys easily. Especially with someone like him. Aku takleh nak explain macam mane ak leh tertarik kat mamat cam die ni... hensem ke die? X. Biasa je.. lelaki melayu normal.. Tinggi? Ok Ok je. Personality die rasenyer. Waktu rehat aku selalu cari die. Nampak bayangan die pon jadila. Tapi, perasaan guilty mesti muncul kalau aku tetibe rase suka kat si dia sebab dia ni abang kawan aku. I have a "no crush/date a friend's brother" policy. Susah. Abaikan jela policy gila tu. Asalkan aku suka.
Kronik la aku ni. Memang betul kata orang. 16 adalah umur cinta monyet.
What should I do? Don't even try to advice me into forgetting them because I tried and failed. They're just too damn appealing!
Bodoh.
Aku memang bodoh.
Dah kronik.
Number 1,2 and 3...
Sigh... *stupidly...
=_=
Sakit hati betul.
Kenapa?
Aku jatuh cinta... lagi...
Kalau dah 'head over heels' untuk seorang lelaki saja x kesah tapi masalahnyer aku dah gila angau kat 3 jejaka cute lagi menawan hati. Physically, they're not that attractive. I've always been attracted to the looks. Always the looks but now it has changed. They're in the passable category. What they have in common is the cute personality that makes me go "lalalala!"
0.o
What the hell is wrong with you, hadiyati?!
I'm not the type to fall in love easily let alone confess to the internet world that I'm in love! It's like by posting this into my blog, it'll be like confessing that I like them. I'm not going to tell them that I like them for sure. I have a reputation to take care of. I'm too damn shy. They constantly pop into my train of thoughts when I least expected it. When someone mentions sekolah petang, I'll remember him (number 1) and sigh stupidly. When someone mentions kelas bawah, I'll remember him (number 2) and leaped with joy. And when someone mentions leader (number 3); my heart will freaking jumpstart and accelerate F1 STYLE.
So yeah... 3 guys... 3 different reactions.
Let me detailed it up a bit. I met them all in a kursus/kem. A dead giveaway. I don't care cuz my blog is a naked island.
+_+
What I mean is there's no one reading it! Haha.
And here's the worst/best part of these 3 guys...
BACKGROUND DIFFERENCE!
Number 1
Age - 14 yrs old
Looks - cute and cheeky (passable)
Personality - childlike, somewhat romantic, caring.
Interraction rate - akward but funny texts and a bit of online chatting. 4 stars.
Number 2
Age - 16 yrs old
Looks - hawty and bubbly (passable) Dude.. he's tall. I like tall guys.
Personality - funny, straightforward, honest.
Interraction rate - awkward as hell but really heart fluttering. 2 stars.
Number 3
Age - 17 yrs old
Looks - sometime he's hot, sometime's he's not (passable) Cheeky!
Personality - damn funny, sarcastic, open, daring, brave somewhat, charismatic.
Interaction rate - shit! All we did was group chatting! And it was damn short! 2 stars.
What The Hell?
I'm coding people. No, I'm coding my crushes. WTF? This is what you get when you have nothing better to do other than dream stupid fantasies of your crushes.
Nice, Hadi. You're really smart, you know that?
I don't really see them that much. I stalk them. Creepy. I know. Number 1? Nope. I don't stalk him. He's too young and it's weird. We text each other. We kinda have this "Kakak angkat, Adik angkat" relationship. Ok ke? Tak mengganggu ekosistem dunia? Uhh... kaitannya? haha.
Number 2? Well, terus terang ak suka kat die sebab die tinggi. Ak memang cair kat org yang lebih tinggi dari aku. Laki la.. Lagi tinggi lagi bagus tapi jangan la terlampau tinggi pulak.. x cun. Die ni agak lawak and cuz sebaya xde la awkward sgt kawan ngan die. I don't stalk him because there's no reason to. Number 1 said number 2 likes me. Siap tanye lagi tu... hah! Perasan la Hadi.. Entah2 ko kene tipu...
Number 3? I.. well.. stalking? Kinda.. I get obsessed with boys easily. Especially with someone like him. Aku takleh nak explain macam mane ak leh tertarik kat mamat cam die ni... hensem ke die? X. Biasa je.. lelaki melayu normal.. Tinggi? Ok Ok je. Personality die rasenyer. Waktu rehat aku selalu cari die. Nampak bayangan die pon jadila. Tapi, perasaan guilty mesti muncul kalau aku tetibe rase suka kat si dia sebab dia ni abang kawan aku. I have a "no crush/date a friend's brother" policy. Susah. Abaikan jela policy gila tu. Asalkan aku suka.
Kronik la aku ni. Memang betul kata orang. 16 adalah umur cinta monyet.
What should I do? Don't even try to advice me into forgetting them because I tried and failed. They're just too damn appealing!
Bodoh.
Aku memang bodoh.
Dah kronik.
Number 1,2 and 3...
Sigh... *stupidly...
=_=
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